Q
the word of the day is legs. would you like to go back to my place, and, uh, *eyebrow waggle* spread the word?? (this is the most ridiculous one I've ever heard)
A

disneygirldreams:

My actual reaction THAT WAS PERFECT OH MY FUCKING GODXDD

Reblog if you want your followers to leave horrifically bad pickup lines in your askbox, anon or not


jemahlunson:

I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet, I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time I care about a lot, I hate people but I develop crushes easily, I hate myself but at the same time I’m completely fabulous.

(via disneygirldreams)


#gettinjiggywithitnanananananana

(via holland-roden)




underwaterain:

themutantfugitive:

chemicaldarkshine:

zangroose:

shyfox:

rinnymcc:

hussiebot:

atomsbabe:

PLEASE NEVER GIVE YOUR ANIMALS HARTZ PRODUCTS! IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS DEATHS IN CATS, and DOGS, it HAS CAUSED BURNS, and SEIZURES, THE VETERINARIAN SAYS IT IS PURE POISON. EVEN THE ANIMAL TREATS! PLEASE PLEASE REBLOG THIS!! YOU MAY SAVE A LIFE! 


i just looked this up you guys and its legit, so yeah, dont buy tthis stuff!

I have known this but signal boost for all that don’t!

SIGNAL BOOST. I spoke to my vet about this. IT WILL KILL YOUR DOGS AND CATS.

I don’t usually reblog these things but oh my god signal boost this is terrible. :(

If this happened to my dog I would fucking set the factory on fire

signal boost and fuck yes ill tell my parents about this, no way in hell my 3 feline friends aren’t going to have this ‘medicine’.))

thanks to this, i won’t buy this shit for Bacon. P.S. he’s my beagle.

underwaterain:

themutantfugitive:

chemicaldarkshine:

zangroose:

shyfox:

rinnymcc:

hussiebot:

atomsbabe:

PLEASE NEVER GIVE YOUR ANIMALS HARTZ PRODUCTS! IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS DEATHS IN CATS, and DOGS, it HAS CAUSED BURNS, and SEIZURES, THE VETERINARIAN SAYS IT IS PURE POISON. EVEN THE ANIMAL TREATS! PLEASE PLEASE REBLOG THIS!! YOU MAY SAVE A LIFE! 

i just looked this up you guys and its legit, so yeah, dont buy tthis stuff!

I have known this but signal boost for all that don’t!

SIGNAL BOOST. I spoke to my vet about this. IT WILL KILL YOUR DOGS AND CATS.

I don’t usually reblog these things but oh my god signal boost this is terrible. :(

If this happened to my dog I would fucking set the factory on fire

signal boost and fuck yes ill tell my parents about this, no way in hell my 3 feline friends aren’t going to have this ‘medicine’.))

thanks to this, i won’t buy this shit for Bacon. P.S. he’s my beagle.

(via malgasm)


about-epic:

Because you all wanted a face one…

about-epic:

Because you all wanted a face one…

(via good-intentions-vs-bad-thoughts)


mypocketshurt90:

thiswildheartofmine:

justimprobable:

myfandomsarebetterthanyours:

fuckinq:

sexcake:

does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants

me but it’s never an accident

DO GIRLS REALLY DO THIS

yep, I’m just like, how can you hide a penis there? like where does it go?

it’s not even in a sexual way, i’m just like, how does it fit in there? is it uncomfortable?

We’re concerned.

(via little-rose-pond)


beautifulquote:

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amoying:

sixpenceee:

The Shadow People
Do you ever see something out of the corner of your eye ? Like something moving really fast. A lot of people claim that these creatures are called “shadow people”. Most sitings have been through the peripheral vision because when you stare at them directly they disappear. Although there have been cases where people have seen them directly for a good amount of time.
No one really knows what this is. Whether it’s just your imagination, a ghost, or a dark being. A user from reddit who hunts for paranormal creatures says that you can attract them by having a messy room, because they like chaos. You stare at something fixed, and out of the corner of your eye you may see beings move. 
He claims that shadow people are usually 4-5 ft tall and aren’t harmful. But he warns that if you see something 6-7ft tall then that’s not a harmless shadow person, it’s something demonic.
Play at your own risk. 

im gonna clean my room now fuck this shit

amoying:

sixpenceee:

The Shadow People

Do you ever see something out of the corner of your eye ? Like something moving really fast. A lot of people claim that these creatures are called “shadow people”. Most sitings have been through the peripheral vision because when you stare at them directly they disappear. Although there have been cases where people have seen them directly for a good amount of time.

No one really knows what this is. Whether it’s just your imagination, a ghost, or a dark being. A user from reddit who hunts for paranormal creatures says that you can attract them by having a messy room, because they like chaos. You stare at something fixed, and out of the corner of your eye you may see beings move. 

He claims that shadow people are usually 4-5 ft tall and aren’t harmful. But he warns that if you see something 6-7ft tall then that’s not a harmless shadow person, it’s something demonic.

Play at your own risk. 

im gonna clean my room now fuck this shit

(via laughbitches)